Hand him your Instagram grid and he builds a quiz about you — then roasts everyone who dares to guess. You included.
Here's what he did to one guy's feed:
"He's caught in an eternal battle between trying to prove he's an elite Olympic athlete and admitting he's just a giant plush turkey in search of attention."
He bought a SeaWorld mug. Nothing shouts "world traveler" like a branded cup from a mid-tier aquatic parking lot.
He painted his face like Gene Simmons. The most rock-and-roll thing about it is how loudly his roommates begged him to wash it off.
He wore a plastic pet capsule out to dinner. Even the cat was looking for a way to delete this post.
He put a stuffed turkey on his head and made a face like he'd just witnessed the creation of fire. Stunning bravado.
Absolutely not. This guy lacks the childlike magic — he requires the wet-zone drama of captive mammals to feel alive.
Cooper handles real snakes. The closest this guy gets to danger is choosing mild salsa at dinner.
That's a Hummer — the ultimate car for guys who want to pay sixty dollars just to go to the grocery store.
A beer pack. If he could carry draft beer on his spine, his posture wouldn't look this desperately upright.
Yapoleon is physically ill. You don't know him — you've simply survived being in the same zip code as his camera roll.
You know him about as well as you know the privacy terms of your bank. You scroll right past his existence.
Yapoleon is mildly unsettled by how deeply you've archived this man's life. You either genuinely care about him — or you're building a dossier on him.
Make them prove it. Build a quiz from your own photos — Yapoleon writes the roasts.
Make your own →